Below is a guide to those who might want to use professional in their balloon fetish games. This is by Tom, who has alot of experience who has kindly shared his experiences and tips.
1.Intro
Hello dear fellow looners and loonettes.
I want to talk to you about bringing your loons to escort ladies (or men ,but in my case I will only discuss females).
Over the years I had lots of experiences with this situation.
As told in my interview last month i have an agreement with my wife about taking my fetish to to them so I can keep enjoying the balloon aspect in my life.
I visited 17 girls in total ,to give you an idea ,only 6 of them really understood what it’s all about and love(d) doing it.
So consider this as a small warning when you go out there finding her ,not every woman is perfect for the job ,it might take a while to meet that person who can make your dreams come true.
First of all ,always be respectful and understanding ,talk whit them and if it’s not working out just leave it whit that. She makes her own rules and boundaries ,it’s not up to the customer (that is what you are ,nothing more) to change or force them !
If you are so lucky to find your private queen ,enjoy every moment and make the best memories you will ever have !
2.My first contact
After the talk I had with my sweet wife i started searching in the local ads ,I had zero knowledge with this erotic sector so it was very exciting and scary at the same time. I really didn’t want to have a bad experience.
To be on the safe side i finally called to a well known escort service bureau in a nearby city who also received clients on location (the deal with my wife was not to do it in our home).
I explained my situation to the owner ,she was very understanding and told me she had a girl who was open for new things ,our fetish was unknown to them.
So a few days later i went over there ,the feeling in my mind was insane and my heart pumped like crazy…
I ringed the doorbell and after a few seconds what felt like ages a milf type woman wearing the hottest lingerie and killer heels opened the door and invited me in. We entered a room and i paid her the 150 euro for 1 hour of fun.
She took the time to listen to my story and what i expected ,i also showed her the balloon types i use. It was all a big surprise for her but she loved it ,she told me i could also take pics if i wanted (this is rare !).
Sadly she was scared of popping so that was a mistake from my part ,i forgot to mention that whit the owner ,lesson learned.
Next i plugged in my inflator and started blowing up a pile of big loons ,not as tight as i was used to because i could not risk unwanted poppers. She started playing and teasing ,it was fantastic !!
I never want real sex on such a session ,only hand and blowjobs so that is what she combined whit playing ,i had the time of my life.
Afterwards we kept talking for a while so the next visit would be even better.
Sadly i had to deflate all the loons by cutting the knots.
We said goodbye and that was that ,i was no longer a balloon escort virgin !!!
Back home i told my wife everything and she was more then ok whit it ,i could keep doing this from time to time.
The following months i went back many times ,it was all fun and games but slowly i noticed there was something missing… a sexy dominating woman popping the damn things !!!
3.Other girls
I went back online ,now i used the Redlights.be site to find a new escort… i struck gold at once whit Lina… fearless cruel popper ,kinky as hell ,G-cup silicone boobs and the biggest tease you can imagine… JACKPOT !!
The next 8 years i had the time of my life with her ,she did everything i love so much ,we popped a few thousands balloons in her private studio and it was legendary.
A few times ,when it was impossible to meet her ,i tried out other ladies . Some were good ,most of them a disappointment.
And then… CORONA !!!
She lost her studio and was forced to rent hotel rooms ,it was impossible to pop balloons there because of the noise ,i could not go to her anymore ,it was so sad.
For one year i had no options to visit somebody… until now !!!
Since a few weeks there is a brand new ,stunning and amazing lady where i am welcome.
I feel so lucky ,she is a rare diamond in the erotic scene. I met her by accident on social media ,we had a very good chat and i had a good feeling right away. She loves balloons naturally and knows about the fetish ,popping is not an issue at all so there you go…
I went to her a few weeks ago ,we had a good talk and after that the most awesome session since years. She is overwhelming and knows exact what looning is all about ,i was in heaven. Both calm but dominating she feels what i desire ,and did i mention she gives killer blowjobs !
So the story continuous…
4.Searching / first contact / communication
- When you find somebody (paper ads ,online ,clubs ,…) it’s so important to explain in detail what the fetish is ,what you like/dislike and expect from a playdate. Ask what is not possible and tell how far you sexually want to go. Don’t be afraid to speak out ,these women almost heard it all and understand a lot. The better the communication ,the better the experience and less chance of disappointment.
- In my experience it’s better to visit an independent escort (works on her own) then going to a club/bar ,you get more time for your money and the girl gets 100% of the price. This being said i did had one amazing club girl in the past ,but 150 euro for 30 minutes is a lot !
- Give a new girl the chance to learn ,show her clips/pics as an example and let her get used to the new situation. If she has talent and loves her job you will notice very fast. There has to be some level chemistry & attraction between you both to experience a perfect looner moment ,the balloons are only 50% of the magic.
During the first session(s) you will need to get out of character from time to time and direct the game or set the rules of engagement for both. Never do things one of you don’t like. Experimenting is fun !
It will get better every time if she is the one.
- RESPECT & TRUST are key !!!! You are only a client ,she is the boss ,no = no
- After a session there can be room for talking a bit but that is up to her ,don’t force it.
- It can be fun to bring a small gift to break the ice but don’t feel obligated. If she realy loves balloons it’s fun to give her a starter pack whit all kinds of balloon brands/shapes/sizes.
- Always use brand new fresh balloons ,nobody likes “dirty” ones ,also a sign of respect. You can pre inflate ,stretch ,boil (5 min in water) or bake them (wrap in tin foil and 15 min at 150°C in the oven) at home first to get them bigger but nothing more.
5.Common reactions i get
90% of the time the reactions are :
· First very surprised ,sometimes unbelieving : “Never heard of that !”
· Then : “So funny ,balloons… really ??” or “No thanks !!”
· Finally : “Exciting to try ,let’s do it !”
à No need to tell you really need the third one to get into action…
A professional and motivated escort will be honest if she wants to give it a go. If she is scared of balloons it’s always a no go ,if she is only scared about the popping it still can work out for some of us.
You need some level of luck to find that special woman.
6.Experience examples
- Lina loved to scratch her name in a super overinflated loon using her stiletto nails ,then she tossed it aside and gave it to me when i went home so i could play with it some more. Now and then it exploded in my car ,it scared me like hell !!
- She also loved to pick up balloons from the floor only using 2 fingernails ,pinching the latex between them and almost bursting it ,it drove me crazy.
- One time she was bouncing a Q24” so violent it threw her out of bed ,lucky she was not harmed but we cried from laughing. She started cursing the damn thing ,grabbed it with her claws and opened the first floor window ,she slammed it outside where an truck ran over it and that was that… i could not believe my eyes ,it was so funny.
- Her favourite thing was kicking the loons in the air and hitting them so hard whit her nails they popped ,because of her giant boobs it was quite a sight ,i did not know where to look first…
- We often played a game where i had to protect my loons and she tried to take and burst them ,of course she always succeeded.
- When i used big bunny ear loons she squeezed her massive boobs between the ears so they where stuck ,then she sat on top of me so i could play whit all of them.
- Another girl had a new colleague one day ,that girl was so curious about the looner thing that she joined us for 20 min (no extra charge) ! It was insane to see them both between my balloons ,my lucky day.
- This girl was one of the 3 that let me take pics/clips ,this is very rare and special. Never force this idea on them ,consider yourself lucky if it’s possible. The best memories are in my mind but owning a moment on film is real treasure . Ask permission if you can share them in the looner community (maybe censored) ,and if not please respect this.
- A few years ago i visited a Lingam expert.
à Delayed & extended ejaculation due to special massage and techniques.
She combined Lingam with balloon play and it worked better then expected. I had the biggest and most intense orgasm ever after a 1 hour continuous erection ,multiple near orgasms and teasing massages. I went back a few times but it was to expensive to keep doing it. But if you have the chance (even without balloons) ,it’s more then worth it.
- As told above my new lady is a rare diamond in the business ,i never met a woman who is so calm and relaxed but can become a cruel domina character so fast ,i love that so much ! She combines balloon play and erotic pleasure in one big orgasmic dream. I really can feel she has a love for balloons and for her job ,that is gold. I only went to her once but can’t wait to explore much more (she promised me balloon boobs so… damn !) ,i see many fun play dates in the future. So thank you very much F. ,you are completing my looner life again.
- It would not be fair to only share good experiences ,the real world is not like that ,so i will share one real bad one to warn you for scams.
At one point i reacted to a local ad ,this woman had the most stunning pics and i gave her a call. We had a good talk and i could come over in the afternoon. I found myself at the gate of a huge estate ,it opened and i went in. An old lady in her 60s welcomed me and showed me an expensive looking room where i could wait and undress ,i gave her the 150 euro.
After a few minutes that same granny walked in wearing a “sexy teddy”… my jaw must have fallen on the floor ,it was horrible to see ! I asked where the girl from the pics was an she started laughing and told me everybody used fake pics !!! I was in shock ,very upset and took my clothes. I left that place asap and even forgot to ask for my money. Back home i checked the online ad but it was gone ,i complained on the site but got no reaction… lesson learned i guess.
So always be careful ,some fish in the sea are sharks and they bite hard !
7.Games & ideas
Anything goes as long as you both agree ,let your fantasy do the work.
- Donut balloons are good for one thing only ,don’t need to explain.
- Use GL’s for riding ,bouncing and sexual handlings.
- Hunting game ,you protect the loons and she goes after them.
- Attach (helium) loons to your or her body/lingerie.
- Role play.
- Domina/slave situations.
- Squeezing loons between your bodies ,kissing and hugging.
- One of you sits on top of a loon and on the other person.
- Making balloonbs (balloon boobs) under her shirt or outfit.
- Nail tease ,slow and sensual or rapid aggressive.
- Combine whit hand and blowjobs ,delayed/denied orgasm.
- 2 or more girls at the same time (save your money for a while ,you will love it !!).
- cigs and other popping objects.
- sit on a chair and let her bounce on a loon in your lap ,you will know what to do if you see it before you.
- Use a mosquito tent on the bed and fill it whit loons ,get bot inside and you will feel in heaven. Also less cleaning up the shreds afterwards.
And so on… use your imagination and let me know if you tried something crazy !
8.Tips/recap
- COMMUNICATION !!!!
- Agree on the price in advance ,remember de independent woman :
· Independent : 1 hour is about 150 euro ,less pressure.
· Bar/club/bureau : 1 hour can be 250 to 300 euro ,strict schedule.
- Pay before the session (respect and trust).
-Hygiene for both ,now more then ever. Use fresh new loons ,take a shower ,use condoms…
- Take a pump/inflator to save time ,don’t forget an extension cord because some rooms have only one wall outlet.
- Use pics/clips to show a new girl what it’s all about (in advance if possible).
- Ask permission to take pics/clips ,she is the boss.
- I always ask if i can get 15 minutes free preparation time to inflate a bunch of loons ,it’s awesome to see her enter a room that already has balloons in it ,you save a lot of time so you can enjoy the actual session a bit longer. Respect this if you get it ,leave her alone because the hour did not start yet. Some girls loved to help me inflate them during that time ,this way you even get more loons and it’s a bit of extra fun. But keep your distance.
- Because i really want a happy ending i ask her to warn me 10 to 15 min before ending the session so i can get into that moment. Most girls know their job well and make it happen anyway so no worries.
- Offer to help clean up the room ,you will make a mess !
- Give her honest feedback in a constructive way.
- And…..
RESPECT / TRUST / NO IS NO ,IN BOTH DIRECTIONS !!!
Enjoy your date ,
feel free to ask me other info on my Instagram #vanmulderen (Sir Loonsalot) .
Mishel also sent Tom a special thank you clip for this article. You can see it below
Mishel thanks Tom
